...So, Get Off Your Ass and DO SOMETHING

...SCREEEW IT....Ron Paul 08 =P
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Governor Palin said, “No” to a bridge to nowhere, but it seems Mr. Obama is in full support. However, with that handsome face and confident attitude, why question him? He must be right, especially when he starts throwing that word “change” about. Hell, it doesn’t matter that he hasn’t shown us proof he can create change besides his wild imagination. He said the word, that’s all the reassurance we need. Some might say the Senator’s supporters are naïve, ignoring the facts, stupid even… Of course they’re not! They want change. He made “change” his slogan. Job well done.


Our country is currently searching for a change in our energy system. Well, today is your lucky day. Mr. Obama over here just made a speech about change in energy. His experience over this last year as Senator from Iowa has paved the way for him to develop ideas to promote an advanced energy policy. America, he is going to provide every single family with a one thousand dollar rebate for all the money you have past spent. This money will of course voluntarily be given to you by the oil companies. They haven’t actually agreed to this yet, but Mr. Barack put the idea in their heads. The public is probably thinking this seems a little “ify.” Don’t worry, just remember, change. You want it. He said he’d give it to you. That’s all that matters.

Now the United States is also searching for a way out of this economic crisis we have gotten ourselves into. The people of America are asking for a change in the way our economy works. Well Barack Obama told us he would give us a change in our economy. He said that he would raise the minimum wage, raise taxes and will invest one billion dollars towards career path programs. We must have recently climbed out of our colossal debt if we are spending more money. Or perhaps he just assumed this country was as rich as he was. He just didn’t realize that because he has the money to provide his wife with a new seven hundred dollar dress for each speech doesn’t mean that the country also has that much money to spend. Money provides change. Isn’t change what we wanted? Well, here he comes, change you can believe in.

Although it is hard to believe that change will come from money when we have none, it will work. Besides if it falls through there are other changes Senator Obama has in store for us. He says he will change civil rights, change defense, change the environment, change education, change involvement in foreign policy, change poverty, change veteran’s benefits, the changing never ends. In fact, he will probably continue to say the word change throughout his presidency. Unfortunately for him someone may eventually ask when, where, HOW? Perhaps then, in front of the public, he will be forced to walk across his bridge to nowhere.