1. When new President Obama makes a mistake (i.e. Letting detainees out of Guantanamo that go right back to Al Qaeda) you say that “everything takes time, it’s only his first couple weeks, cut him some slack.” However, when Bush put that same detainee INTO Guantanamo you only waited a few seconds before declaring W inhumane and stupid.
2. You fell for the trick and Obama bought your vote by telling you he would take the troops out of Iraq. You must have fallen asleep during the part where he didn’t necessarily say that meant they were coming home. In fact, I think I heard Obama mention that Afghanistan and Iran were quite nice this time of year.
3. You still support Obama even when Jon Stewart bad mouthed him Thursday night on The Daily Show.
4. You aren’t smart enough to catch mistake in the Presidential Oath. Until the news came on to explain what really happened, you figured Obama must had just needed to stop to clear his throat.
5. You believe in little word play the administration uses to cover up their mistakes. (Of course THEY are smart enough to already know you are idiots who will believe it, and therefore I must say to a certain extent they should take advantage of that). For example, when Barack Obama breaks his promise to meet with Iran without preconditions and the administration reports that he will engage in “direct deplomacy” (They know that you won’t know what that means) It’s just a bit strange the Susan Rice is telling reporters that Iran must meet demands to suspend uranium enrichment before any talk are held.
6. You say you’re not racist, but went to the polls and voted for Obama “just because he’s black.” Racism goes both ways people!
7. You think Obama won is a landslide. Now I’m not math wiz but 53% of the vote went to Obama. Only about 56% of registered voters actually voted and only around 44% of those eligible to register have done so. I think that would conclude that only 13% of voting eligible Americans voted for him. Not exactly a mandate.
8. You think you are politically informed even after being guilty of the actions above.
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